This person wanted to introduce himself cleverly to all foreigners in the company (both will remain anonymous).  And yes, we know what he's saying, but it can make an obviously clever person look a bit silly if he doesn't check things first.

“Hi friends/ college’s,

Little bit about myself:

I got self my own Restaurant, just at Saturday and Sunday it’s open. It’s a restaurant where you can eat and drink.   You all “invited” by this one, just joking!!

My hobbies are: playing football and fitness, And most off all listening music.

I like it very much here, because it is very interesting how the company is exist, ass you all know!!

And it’s for me something else, where I can put energy inside; I am so exciting, what I will learn by xx and more in the future." 

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